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Doll Demotivational Poster


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


UP LATE LAST NIGHT - I was making a voodoo doll for, well never mind you will find out soon enough.




MACHINE GUNS -




A DOLL - That's all Amy wanted. She asked and asked. And then she warned them. Too bad they were heavy sleepers.




PERFECT CHILDHOOD - ... all but the stiff right arm.




BURNING DESIRE -


TAGS: typewriter journal tags dollhead internet
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

Verdeckt - July 15, 2011, 8:22 pm
B-E-A-Utiful


$200 -




100,011,120,000,000 DOLLARS - That's so Gangsta.




STARING CONTEST -


TAGS: baby doll staring contest wytch
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Wytch

brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:28 am
d*** grammar Nazis...
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:26 am
Seeing the brat concentrating so hard makes me wish I could sneak up behind him and go "BAH!!!!!". He's gonna poop his diaper anyway...might as well make it interesting...
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:21 am
Seeing the brat concentrating so hard makes me wish I could sneak up behind him and go "BAH!!!!!"... He's gonna poop his diaper anyway...might as well make it interesting...


YOUR TAX DOLLARS -




OH DEAR GOD - A Weakling Is In Our Midst


TAGS: kanye west weakling dollar tot
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - February 4, 2011, 10:56 am
an upside of living in a third world country is that it's pretty easy to cut yourself off from mainstream media.
CANADA - February 4, 2011, 12:16 am
perfectly done
Claire - February 3, 2011, 9:48 pm
I never thought I would say this, but I'm proud of you for NOT knowing.
Hawamleh - February 3, 2011, 6:41 pm
excuse my ignorance.
justsheeri - February 3, 2011, 12:58 pm
Do you really not know that the celeb in this ph**o is Diddy - NOT Kanye West? You may want to change your tag. The picture IS hilarious though!
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:35 am
I mean look at his reaction thats just priceless..
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:19 pm
rolling chuckle on this 1


KOOL-AID -


TAGS: oh yeah drink tasty yummy delicious damage dollars
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by VinceVonVicious

phydeaux - March 23, 2010, 7:18 pm
1L and SCORE for Faceman!
Faceplant31 - March 23, 2010, 5:19 pm
34815 Here is an idea don't make the same exact poster under another name that is very similar to your old user name.


REAL LIFE BARBIE - Finally! A Barbie that teaches young girls to dream big!


TAGS: role model obese dolls barbie
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:14 pm
or lotta something Papa ;)
MissPriss - April 9, 2013, 4:13 pm
Specific? Ever seen her pink convertible or her "dream" home... massive! Ahhh never mind teehee
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 3:08 pm
The original Barbie encouraged girls to dream big also. But only in specific location5
PapaFox - April 9, 2013, 3:04 pm
For when a man wants a lotta woman! :)


DICTATORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.


CREATIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE - Gotta give him credit.


TAGS: homeless sign dollar money creative creativity
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

ISG - September 8, 2009, 10:20 am
He'd prefer cash, though.


AMERICAN DOLLARS - It only took two ...


TAGS: american dollar soldier arab boy war
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

Wazzo - June 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
Daft soldier spelling ftw. The 'then' should be 'than' if anyone noticed, or even cared.
LOLOLOL - June 25, 2009, 9:55 pm
ur only 2% likely to die in Iraq as a U.s soldier... Iraq is just frequently slandered my the media... Just like how some ppl on the internet slander other cultures, races, etc. (and boy there are SOME CHARACTERS on the web) :P
guest - June 25, 2009, 6:52 pm
well no.. your safer with a *corpse* then Iraq.


MOLLY -


TAGS: doll mom
Rating: 4.47/5

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BLONDES -




AMERICAN GEOGRAPHY - There is a reason that poor people are worse at it.


TAGS: money dollars lincoln white house capitol
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Joes2silly - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
It would have been uber fail if you tried that with a one dollar bill or a hundred dollar bill lol


HARRY POTTER - Harry Potter and the Empty Wallets!




No Pension? -




BARBIE -




$REWARD$ - Big Money for a Little Cat




COURT ORDERED COMMUNITY SERVICE - Sick and Face prefer to think of it as Giving Back


TAGS: a lulu doll
Rating: 4.11/5

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Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 11:28 am
Thanks Air.


FEMININE LOGIC -


TAGS: china day a man will pay 10dollar for a 5dollar item he needs a woman will pay 5dollar for a 10dollar item she doesnt need but its on sale
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

TED - March 19, 2010, 3:44 pm
That is because they have no REAL logic. They're like progs, it's all feeeeeeeel.
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:40 pm
Amen, Grey.
camden - February 10, 2010, 4:24 pm
Ooh an abacus, thats easy to understand!


HUMAN BARBIES - You Can Kiss the Doll, But the Doll Ain't Kissin' Back.


TAGS: barbie dolls human sick freak
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Swampfox - November 23, 2012, 8:13 am
All of your questions can be answered here. https://www.realdoll.com/
GaryO - November 23, 2012, 6:27 am
Not that I want one for myself, but my friend would like to know where he could get one of these…and are there other things they don’t do back…like talk?....are straps optional?....he’ll have more questions, I’m sure
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 23, 2012, 4:20 am
It REALLY is. Can you imagine these are the ones that AREN'T strapped down in a padded cell?
PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 10:27 am
Kinda creepy actually.


I ALWAYS SAID -


TAGS: dolly double deathstar
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LogicDude - March 11, 2010, 2:33 pm
Inverted n******...go figure!


MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS -


TAGS: dollar ideas cars
Rating: 3.46/5

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boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:24 am
ah but u can still dream and that puts a smile on my face


A HANDFULL OF PENNIES - Everything gets devaluated these days, even movies.




WHAT - I like dolly's too




CURRENCY FAIL - That's 79800 YENS. That's like 840 USD. But still it's over nint thousand.




THE DOLL OF THE APOCALYPSE - 2012 Guidettes - Behold The Blow Drying Of The Seventh Sign




QUADRILATERALS - not a big hit with Mrs Marsellus Wallace




FINALLY - Got my face on a dollar bill




UNFAIR! - She has a doll. Spare that atleast!


TAGS: doll baby cute
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by SOLIDSNAKE

bOB cHIN - July 14, 2009, 10:24 am
That's not a doll, that's her little brother.


Why I hate TV shows -




PHILOSOPHY -




Leisure Time Shopping Trip -




A GAME WE PLAY -


TAGS: little girl doll clothes
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - July 7, 2011, 5:30 pm
HA! You are twisted Greeny.


Journey -


TAGS: dollar exchange burst your bubble
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - February 19, 2014, 9:18 am
Those airport currency exchange kiosks are huge rip offs. Yeah. For whatever it’s worth; 5L
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 8:36 pm
And neither is your debit card if it's from a credit union!!!


NEW WASHINGTON QUARTERS - Distracting Us From the Fact They're Weighing Lighter and Lighter Each Year


TAGS: quarters dollars money treasury coins
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2013, 5:35 pm
I was at work, gave a customer some change, and switched out a penny I almost gave. It's a 1943 wheat penny that is made of metal. It's also magnetic.
GaryO - February 24, 2013, 12:40 pm
As long as my slugs keep workin’. Hey, the pre ’84 US pennies are worth 250% more than the newer ones. Sounds like a lot, right? Only if you have a truck load. Wouldn’t mind havin’ some pre ‘65 silver quarters though. I remember when they changed over.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2013, 5:06 am
That's the part that still puzzles me... Perhaps the vending machines are in on it somehow.
EmilioDumphque - February 24, 2013, 12:58 am
Let me know when they fail to work in a vending machine, where they are expected to weigh what they always did.


Crimes Of Fashion -




THE 7EVEN YEAR ITCH -


TAGS: a day late and a dollar short
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:50 pm
Excellent! You'll still have 10 bucks left to buy that medicated lotion. 5L


INCORRUPTIBILITY -




The U.S. Dollar -


TAGS: dollar origami modern today this day and age
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 26, 2013, 1:17 pm
Lol! But in my day.... just kidding. But seriously, in my day a dollar went a long way. She may have not been a looker, but she was worth every single one of those one hundred pennies.
falloutghoul - July 26, 2013, 8:01 am
Which is why you need more than one. ;-)


GREED -




DOLL -


TAGS: mother baby doll
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Sho

gas - July 29, 2012, 8:09 pm
hehe.. great 5tory


WHAT A DOLL! - And she never gets sassy,




ATTITUDE -


TAGS: chain dolls sausage party parody
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

Verdeckt - July 14, 2011, 8:10 am
Placing this on someone's desk at work tomorrow :)


DREAM MORE - Because The Mirror Is A Harsh Reality




LOW LOW PRICES - Are so so yesterday


TAGS: dollar cheap sign
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Debkins

agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 2:16 pm
I like it! Very little wiggle room on this poster... good job.


DOLLY PARTON - You'd Be Surprised How Much It Costs To Look This Cheap


TAGS: pink country music dolly
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Moonwalker

AiliOD - March 13, 2010, 10:15 am
go alana, xD
Derek - March 6, 2010, 11:18 pm
Still, for someone in their 60's...


YOGA -


TAGS: wiifit an eighty dollar scale
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

bonecd - July 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Yes!


FORESHADOWING -




AMERICAN MONEY - Now poor people from other countries can use them


TAGS: 0 dollar bill
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Vitek



EVIL DOLLS - Chucky got into the Cabbage Patch factory




BIG BANKS -


TAGS: big banks trust bilk money dollars fail corporate bailout
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:09 am
c...c...c...c...combo breaker!!!! oh wait..................... b...b...b...b...bull


GM STOCKS - go down the drain, no wonder when they're backed up by the dollar...


TAGS: usa economy gm stocks dollar
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by culos

Duh - June 17, 2009, 7:36 pm
Can you say "unions"? They're a f***ing anchor around the neck of business. And Zero just signed us up for more of that ****.
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 6:12 pm
It makes me wonder how they could possibly have missed the elevation in gasprices before it was too late, any good marketa***yst should have seen it coming... methinks conspiracy
Johnny - October 29, 2008, 7:27 pm
That's what you get for making gas hog SUVs. But it was just bad timing that the gas hogs came out when gas prices went up.


Value of a person -




Uprising -


TAGS: revolution uprising dolls bubblewrap popping
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - October 21, 2016, 3:08 pm
Thanks :))
Reality Lord - October 21, 2016, 2:08 pm

Wonders. Another awesome series. Raising the bar yet again jw
JesusWept - October 21, 2016, 12:28 pm
Let's hope so...
mizzdizz - October 20, 2016, 11:25 pm
The trapped little dollies needed SOMETHING to do trapped in that dark closet of yours! They were bored! ^!


Action Figure -




Only -




MISANDRY -


TAGS: barbie ken doll
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2015, 8:50 pm
Whoa! I never thought of that before, but you're right. I think you're on to something.
lcraver - August 23, 2015, 3:04 pm
This has gotta be the g**est Ken yet - but then if your girl was as anorexic as this one you might be at least thinking about it!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:27 am
LOL! What's wrong with a little arm candy?!!!! Dear feminists, it doesn't matter who holds the door, just say 'thank you'. They're being nice. While you're at it, hold the door for the guy whose arms are full that's behind you. It's called being nice! 5L!


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